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Join 2,400+ attendees at the Southern Hemisphere's premier conference for distributed ledger systems.
All tickets include GST. Refunds available until February 28, 2026.
Virtual Pass
Watch a livestream that buffers during every keynote.
- 720p livestream of all keynotes (audio sold separately)
- Read-only access to a Discord with 14,000 unread messages
- PDF program with 9 typos and one libel suit
- 30-day on-demand replay (terms: 4 days)
- A complimentary memecoin that will rug by Tuesday
Early Bird
Full in-person access. Available until Feb 1 (or until we panic).
- Access to all sessions, including the ones moderated by lawyers
- Tote bag containing 3 stickers and a cease-and-desist
- Welcome reception with one (1) free drink, paid in stablecoins
- Catered lunch (Imodium provided at every table)
- Replay access until our cloud bill bounces
- $20 AT HOP card (loaded with $4)
Standard
Same as Early Bird, but you waited and we're punishing you.
- Identical to Early Bird in every measurable way
- Now $200 more, for vibes
- Slightly worse seat, mathematically determined
- Tote bag is one fewer sticker
- Free hangover, included
- $20 AT HOP card (loaded with $4)
VIP
Premium experience. We will pretend to know your name.
- Everything in Standard, but on a lanyard with a different colour
- VIP lounge with private restroom and one (1) plant
- Front-row seating next to the founder's mum
- Speaker dinner where Mason Mason will not stop talking
- 1:1 'office hours' over Zoom, three months from now
- Hoodie that says 'I Was Early to BrownCoin'
- Lifetime Discord VIP role (server expires April 3rd)
Group Discounts
Teams of 5 or more receive 15% off. Teams of 10 or more receive 25% off. Contact us for enterprise packages.
groups@craptocon.nzFrequently Asked Questions
Can I pay in crypto?
Yes. We accept BTC, ETH, USDC, and any memecoin we personally hold a bag of. Refunds are paid out in BrownCoin at a fixed rate of 1 NZD = 8.4 million BrownCoin.
What's in the swag bag?
A tote bag, three stickers, a notebook with one page already torn out, a pen that doesn't work, and a USB drive containing a single Whitepaper PDF and (allegedly) no malware.
Is there a student discount?
Students receive 40% off in exchange for filming TikToks of the keynotes. Use code WAGMI40. Cannot be combined with the 'I am also unemployed' discount.
Can I get an invoice for my company?
Of course. Select 'Business Purchase' and we'll email a GST invoice issued by an entity registered in the British Virgin Islands within 24 hours, give or take 18 months.