March 14-16, 2026

The Future of
Going Number Two

Join 2,847 builders, VCs, and at least one undercover financial regulator at the Southern Hemisphere's most-funded conference about putting toilets on the blockchain. Series C announced live on stage. Probably.

SkyCity Convention Centre, Auckland2,400+ Attendees
2,847
Attendees (est.)
$1.4B
Combined Series A
94%
Will rug by Q4
7
Active Subpoenas

Featured Speakers

World-class experts in distributed systems and decentralized infrastructure.

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Dr. Barry Bowels

Chief Research Officer, FlushChain

Tokenizing Waste: A 47-Page Whitepaper Nobody Will Read

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Linda Loos

Chief Pipeline Officer, FlushChain

We Raised $290M and All I Got Was This Lousy S-Bend

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Richard Richards

Founder & Sole Employee, BrownPaper Protocol

Brown Paper: Why Satoshi Was Probably a Plumber

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Penny Poots

VP of Gas Economics, Stool Capital

Hyperinflation, But For Farts: A Macroeconomic Deep Dive

Conference Schedule

Three days of keynotes, panels, and hands-on workshops.

March 14, 09:00

Opening Keynote: We Are So Back (Again)

Dr. Barry Bowels

Keynote
March 14, 10:30

Panel: Is It a Security? Our Lawyer Said Don't Answer That

Moderated by Penny Poots

Panel
March 15, 09:00

Proof-of-Wait: Why Your Transaction Took Six Business Days

Mason Mason

Keynote
March 16, 14:00

Closing Keynote: Number Go Up — A Spiritual Practice

Linda Loos

Keynote

Our Sponsors

Proudly supported by leaders in decentralized infrastructure.

FlushChain
ToiletDAO
BrownCoin
GasFee Labs
The Pipe Network
Stool Capital
Porcelain Protocol
Andreessen Horowash
PricewaterhouseClosets
Goldman Stachs of Receipts
KPMPee
Deloitte & Doodee

Secure Your Seat at the Table

Early bird tickets are available until February 1st. Join the community shaping the future of distributed ledger systems.

Group discounts available for teams of 5 or more.