Conference Schedule
Three days of keynotes, panels, workshops, and networking. All times are NZDT.
Day 1 — Foundations
March 1408:001h
Registration & Continental Breakfast
09:001h
Opening Keynote: We Are So Back (Again)
Dr. Barry Bowels
10:301h 30m
Panel: Is It a Security? Our Lawyer Said Don't Answer That
Penny Poots, Mike Rotch, Dr. Hugh Jass
12:001h
Catered Lunch (Sponsored by Imodium)
14:002h
Workshop: Deploy Your First Memecoin in 12 Minutes (Audit Optional)
Mason Mason
16:3030m
Coffee Break & Mandatory Token Airdrop Claim
17:001h
Keynote: I Sold My House to Buy BrownCoin and I'd Do It Again
Richard Richards
18:303h
Welcome Reception — Open Bar (Paid in Unaudited Stablecoins)
Day 2 — Production
March 1509:001h
Keynote: Proof-of-Wait — Six Business Days Is the New Finality
Mason Mason
10:301h
Lightning Talks: 14 Founders, 14 Identical Pitch Decks
Various
11:301h 30m
Panel: How to Survive Your Third Subpoena With Grace
Chris Plummer, Oliver Klozoff, Alotta Fagina
13:001h
Lunch Break (Strictly No Photographs of the Buffet)
14:002h
Workshop: Zero-Knowledge Proofs You Were Even at the Office Today
Dr. Anita Dump
16:3030m
Coffee Break — Featuring an NFT You Did Not Ask For
17:001h
Keynote: We Are Pivoting to AI (Again)
Chris Plummer
18:302h
Sponsored Dinner: FlushChain & ToiletDAO (Cash Bar)
Day 3 — Future
March 1609:001h
Keynote: Hyperinflation, But For Farts
Penny Poots
10:301h
Fireside Chat: How I Lost $40M and Found Myself in Tortola
Dr. Barry Bowels, Richard Richards
11:301h 30m
Panel: Real Estate, But On The Blockchain, But Worse
Seymour Butts, Mike Rotch, Dr. Anita Dump
13:001h
Lunch Break (Vegan Option Is Just a Lemon)
14:001h 30m
Hackathon Demos: 47 Variations of the Same Telegram Bot
Various Teams
16:0030m
Coffee Break & Final Wallet Drainage
16:301h
Closing Keynote: Number Go Up — A Spiritual Practice
Linda Loos
18:003h